Election slogans

I see that the weekly newspaper "New Europe" (one of the many publications that cross my desk, but a remarkable one for the breadth of its coverage, with pages covering the week's events in every European country, from the 27 EU countries to Ukraine, Georgia, Iceland, Turkey, Belarus and others) is organising a competition for the most original slogan for the next European elections. They have four categories:

- Best European Slogan, most likely to get people to vote (example cited: There's 27 countries now - do your part and vote in the EU elections)

- Funniest slogan, most likely to make us laugh (example cited: Go vote - it's free and only happens every 5 years)

- Most caustic slogan, most likely to make us cringe (example cited: vote, vote, vote, or there's going to be no-one to spend your money)

- Dirtiest slogan (no example cited!)

Sounds fun. Entries via their website http://www.neurope.eu/slogan or emailed to slogan@neurope.eu